what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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