I accidentally burped into my bong.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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