He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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