Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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