I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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