I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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