I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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