Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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