nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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