I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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