Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Randomize
