I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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