He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
whose ass print is on the piano?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
i think i just lost a toe
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I wear drunk well.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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