he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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