What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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