and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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