This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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