There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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