so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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