allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
