It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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