can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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