You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
did i just pee glitter
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize
