p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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