I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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