You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Randomize
