I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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