Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
