my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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