Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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