she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
tell me about the fingering
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