Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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