you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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