The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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