I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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