You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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