But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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