He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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