sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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