Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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