I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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