haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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