Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
