would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
birth control should be required to get into college
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize