Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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