you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just found puke in my bra..
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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