Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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