he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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