Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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