The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
