Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
