Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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