btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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