It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
