Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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