is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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