youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
A+ Viking dick
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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