You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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