i just google imaged poop.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
