nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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